Welcome To My Life.
I'm Zoe, I'm pretty gay and I listen to better music than you.. Also I'm from Ireland, The more you know.


"I was just thinking about someone else touching you and now I can’t decide on whether I want to break their hands or my own."



crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young


nepeter:

oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked

(Source: shalrath)


getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just image


clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER


officialprincewilliam:

names are so weird it’s like what noise should i make to get your attention


lisab5060:

kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

LOL LOL LLL “love it” Funny


SARAH SARAH SARAH <3333


  -  24 April
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